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I hope you get to marry Pete Holmes someday and touch his butt AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. You post so many gifs and photosets and I love them all. I will get into GOING DEEP WITH DAVID REES soon, and I will tell you what I think about it because it seems so cool. I think you were the first person I followed having to do with TCGS and honestly the positivity the show puts out is like, displayed perfectly in you. I don’t think anyone in this community has a bad thing to say about you. You are so incredibly nice and DESERVE ALL OF THE SWELL THINGS. 

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I need to come to San Francisco as soon as possible cause I REALLY WANNA HANG OUT WITH YA. You have good taste in anything and everything and you’re pretty spot on in terms of advice and “saying the right thing.” YOU ARE ALSO CUTE AS SHIT LIKE WHOA IT MAKES ME JEALOUS. 

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I haven’t talked to you in a while, but I hope you’re doing better at the new college. You really, really deserve to be happy. 

On another note, you have met several filmmakers and been within the general vicinity of many more and like, FUCK OFF FOR THAT. I’m so envious, I can’t stand it. Also, you talked to Emily V. Gordon, so my envy is just, at indescribable levels.  You’re gonna make some hella good stuff someday. I appreciate many of the photosets you post, because they introduce me to some films and filmmakers that I never would have thought to check out in the first place. 

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YOU WROTE A MOVIE THAT GOT MADE. YOU ALSO STARTED THE SECRET SANTA THING. YOU ARE THE BEST. YOU ARE THE BEST HUMAN BEING. I AM ALSO REALIZING I HAVE A LOT MORE CANADIAN FRIENDS THAN I THOUGHT. YOU ARE ADORBS AND SO CREATIVE IT MAKES ME JEALOUS. 

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YOU ARE ANOTHER AWESOME CANADIAN (I THINK) WHO ALSO POSTS CRAZY ADORABLE SELFIES. You like a lot of cool punk bands and stuff. FRIEND HEAD CANON: You start a bombastic punk band with twinges of soul and take over the goddamn world. 

THANK YOU FOR STARTING THE GIFT EXCHANGE AS WELL. YOU APPEAR TO BE ONE OF THE KEY MEMBERS OF THE TCGS COMMUNITY. 

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YOU ARE ONE AMAZING CANADIAN. Your selfies are always A+. I imagine you running some sort of highly successful comedy show someday. My imagination doesn’t run far enough to say what the show will be about, or what network it’ll be on (if networks STILL EXIST), but that is MY HEAD CANON OF FRIENDSHIP.